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I would like a female chimp... preferably one that has not had sex yet, since I don't want to get AIDs from the chimp after I have sex with her. Also would removing its teeth, protect me from chimps attacks, because I figure this would help two fold... One, the chimp would not have teeth to bite my wang or balls off, and two it would help with fellatio.

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