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Looking to buy a grown up male gorilla. I kicked my husband out of the house, because he did not have enuf hair. Will this gorilla that I buy be more harry than my ex? I sure hope so, and I will be willing to pay for him, with a payment plan, I hope that's ok...Does he eat a lot of bananas? Please let me know asap..I'm very lonely and cold at nights...I hope I can make my marriage with a real gorilla work better than my ex-husband..IS THAT SO WRONG???

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